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Welp, that's another drink! (PHOTO: Dan Garcia)

Drink in the postseason excitement with the Bucks Playoffs drinking game

The Milwaukee Bucks' run to the NBA Finals continues tonight with the second spat in their seven-game series against the Detroit Pistons. But the fun and games don't need to be restricted to just the basketball court.

To help make the most of this playoff push – and by "make the most," we mean "drink the most" – we've created this half-serious, half-silly 2019 Milwaukee Bucks NBA Playoffs drinking game.

Feel free to mix things and add some of your own rules to this list – and, of course, go Bucks go! Light it up, light it up!

Take a drink ...

  • Whenever Giannis slams home a dunk. (We're so sorry; you may be blackout drunk by halftime.)
  • Whenever Brook "Splash Mountain" Lopez splashes in a three.
  • Every time Shaq, Charles Barkley or any of the other sports commentators stumble over and/or mispronounce "Giannis Antetokounmpo."
  • Any time Ersan Ilyasova takes a charge.
  • Khris Middleton misses a shot, causing a nearby Bucks fan to complain that he's not actually that good. (Take a bonus drink if he finishes the game with a positive +/- and/or more than 25 points.)
  • Anytime you see an pregame segment or montage involving an awkwardly forced movie sponsor tie-in.
  • Anytime you see a Michael Redd jersey.
  • Every time TNT analyst Reggie Miller says something obnoxious and/or stupid.

Take a shot ...

  • Any time a friend or relative accidentally calls Fiserv Forum "the Bradley Center."
  • Every time the television broadcast cuts to a fan wearing a cheesehead, or throws to or comes back from a commercial break with footage of farmland as if there's notable farmland in Milwaukee. (Old habits die hard for lazy TV producers.)
  • Every time Ryan Hollins claims that Giannis can't close out games. (Add an extra shot if he says this while clips of Giannis closing out games play on screen.)
  • Any time TNT host Ernie Johnson makes a very specific reference to Wisconsin and you happily remember, "That's right! He grew up in Wauwatosa!"
  • Any time you read a headline or rumor about Jason Kidd getting another NBA coaching job.

Pour one out ...

  • For the 2018-19 Green Bay Packers whenever the camera cuts to Aaron Rodgers sitting in the crowd at Fiserv Forum.

Spit out your drink ...

  • Any time Bonzie Colson checks into a game.

Finish your drink ...

  • When the Bucks win. 16 ... 15 ... 14 ... 13 ...

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