Twelve days of gifts may sound like the greatest thing since sliced bread, but the gifts listed in the song really run the gamut from "Wow, this is a great gift!" to "I can't believe you've given me this, you've created an enemy for life. How dare you bring this into my home, with my family. A pox upon your house!"
Although most of us likely have red noses at this time of year, none of the reindeer at Milwaukee County Zoo boasts such a feature. But that doesn't mean it's not worth bundling up and braving the cold this holiday season to visit the distant relatives of Santa's sled-team. Buy them a present using the zoo's Giving Tree, too, while you're there.