I get it: some ladies want their cups to runneth over, and if this is you, here's your chance to score some free cleavage.
Saturday, March 10, Bottom's Up Tavern in Butler, 12504 W. Hampton Ave., will host a casting call for "Thanks For The Mammaries," from 6 to 9 p.m. Five women will be selected during this initial event to compete in a six-week contest the winner of which will get $5,000 toward breast implants. (Does this cover the total cost? I do not know. Anyone?)
After the March event, the five selected women will guest bartend for Saturday night shifts between April 7 and May 5, and every dollar raised will count as a "vote" for the contestant.
After all five contestants complete their Saturday night shift, Bottoms Up will host a final "parking lot event" on Saturday, May 19, when the ladies will tend bar simultaneously. Whoever raises the most money after their two guest bartending shifts wins the boobs.
To find out how to enter, go here.
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