Once upon a bland existence, "weird" was not a complimentary word, but over time, this has changed and the word is now more synonymous with "unique" than "creepy."
In short, weird has become a good thing and cities strive to hold onto what makes their place truly special.
Even though Milwaukee does not officially have a "keep it weird" campaign like other cities, there's still enough weirdness to keep life interesting.
American Science & Surplus
Whether you need beakers, electrical gizmos, art supplies, zombie heads or telescopes, this is the place. Even if you need absolutely nothing, go anyway just to read the hand-scrawled signs describing the odds and ends. During a recent visit, we watched a worker melt a gummy bear in a test tube to demonstrate what happens when sugar is exposed to high temperatures. There was also a bin of legs.
This gem of a pizzeria is in the red. Literally. From the saucy dishes to the checkered table cloths to the snug dresses on the 60-something sister waitresses. (Donâ€™t expect any red wine, though, because Mariaâ€™s does not have a liquor license. Get a big blue soda in a plastic cup instead.) The walls are adorned with paint-by-number religious paintings brushed by family and strands of Christmas lights twinkle all year â€˜round. The pizza is thin and greasy â€“ many diners roll it up like a tortilla â€“ but it doesnâ€™t matter. Itâ€™s the experience of Maria's that matters. Any shred of nourishment is a bonus.
Art Smartâ€™s Dart Mart
Arguably, itâ€™s the highly visible sign on the Brady Street side of the building that is whatâ€™s most iconic about this quirky shop, but for those who are actually in the market for juggling supplies, Frisbees, magic tricks or gag gifts, this is a one-stopper. My 11-year-old son would disagree, but I do not recommend the fart bombs, however. Those work a little too well.
Every Thursday night, this cozy lounge features an assortment of retired jazz singers sharing the small stage thatâ€™s just an ice cubeâ€™s throw from the plush seating. Strong cocktails and the ghost of Sinatra are in the mix any night of the week. If you see owner Angelo, be sure to buy him a drink, OK?Â
Kozâ€™s Mini Bowl
There are really two words that make this bar and bowling alley one of the shiniest jewels in Milwaukeeâ€™s crown of weirdness: Human pinsetters. Also, if you are ever going to have a chance to break 200, these small duckpin lanes might be your only chance. Just be sure to call ahead before stopping by Koz's with your bowling shirt on because pinsetters don't just crawl out of the woodwork. They have to be phoned by the owner to see if they're done with their homework and able to work for a few hours.
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